Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Kadvaa sach

1
“Baksh deta hai ‘khuda’ unako
Jinaki ‘kismat’ kharaab hoti hai,
vo hargiz nahi ‘bakshe’ jaate hai
jinaki niyat kharaab hoti hai”

2
na mera ek hoga na tera lakh hoga
na taarif teri hogi na majaak mera hoga..
gurur na kar shah-E-sharir ka………
mera bhi khak hoga, tera bhi khak hoga.

3
Koi ro kar dil behlata hai aur koi
hans kar dard chhupata hai,
kya karaamaat hai kudrat ki
jinda insaan paani me dub jaata hai
aur murda tair ke dikhata hai….

4
Maut ko dekha to nahi,
par shaayad vo bahut khubsurat hogi,
Kambakht jo bhi us se milataa hai,
jeena chhod deta hai….

Shayari

na guzarna kabhi IED ke din kisi maszid ke paas se …..
kahi log chand samaz ker apna roza na tod de ,
aur ho kar khafa khuda tum se kahi husn banana na shod de….


milli hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki ,
nazar lag gayi hamare pyaar ko jamane ki ,
kafan se nikle huye dono haath ye kehte hain ,
aarzo reh gayee unko gale lagane ki………

Chand alfaz berukhi ke aur kuch nahi,
shayad yahi thi tumhari dosti aur kuch nahi ,
jaan jaoge ek din wafa kya hai,
bas ek jaan jayegi aur kuch nahi…!!!

Pyar akhon se jataya to bura maan gaye ,
haale dil hamne sunaya to bura maan gaye .
woh har roz rulaya karte the
ik roz hamne rulaya to bura maan gaye….


Janmo janam nibhane ki baate karte the jo
Wo ek hi janam me humko chhod gaye
Paas nahi tha mere sona-chandi yaaro
Shayed isi liye wo dil ko tod gaye….

Kyun gila karu unki bewafai ka
Main khud hi laya hu ye mousam tanhai ka
Wo to meelon dur thi mujse
Main hi peecha karta tha unki parchai ka……

Khyalon me aata hai jab uska chehra ,
labon pe aksar fariyaad aati hai ,
hum bhul jate hai uski bewafai ko ,
jab uski be-inteha mohabbat yaad aati hai…



Kabi ro k muskraye kabi muskra k roe,
teri yad jab bhi aayi tujhe bhula k roe
1 tera hi nam tha jise hazaar bar likha ,
jitna likh k khush huye,usse jyada mita ke roye…..


Nigahon se fareb khaaye baithe hai ,
fir bhi zakhm e dil chhipaye baithe hai ,
meri wafa ki kadar usne kabhi nahi ki ,
fir bhi hum uspar sab kuchh lutaaye baithe hai…

Some Funny Poetries..


1. Hum gaye the un ke ghar
kehna tha dil se dil mila lo
un ki ammi ne khola darwaza
hum ghabra ke bole aunty
bachhonko polio ki Dawa pilwa lo

2. Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
duniya walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta
jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye
in zalimo ko pyar sacha nahi lagta

3. khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai
nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rahti hai
tere bina koi kami to nahi aye dost,
bas gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai.

4. College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai
class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai
notes ki jaga love exchange hota hai
isiliye to har aashiq har saal fail hota hai.


Maine Tumse Pyaar Kiya Tha

Maine Tumse Pyaar Kiya Tha,
Dil-O-Jaan Tum Pe Nisaar Kiya Tha,

Chhodoge Na Saath Mera Saari Zindagi,
Wafa Ka Tumne Bhi Ikraar Kiya Tha,

Humne To Tumhari Raahon Par Phool Bichhaye The,
Un Raahon Ke Kaante Apne Haathon Se Uthaye The,

Magar Aye Bewafa Tune Meri Wafa Ka Kya Sila Diya,
Gair Ki Khatir Mujhko Dil Se Bhula Diya,

Main Kaun Hoon Tumhari Jo Mujhe Yaad Karo Tum,
Apne Do Aansu Bhi Mujhpar Barbaad Karo Tum,

Khudki Naav To Kinaare Par Laga Li,
Mujhe Bich Majhdhaar Me Hi Chhod Diya,
Is Dil Mein Jo Basa Tha Pyar Tera,
Maine Bhi Us Diko Hi Tod Diya,

Jo Gali Tere Ghar Tak Jaati Thi,
Us Gali Se Hi Maine Muh Mod Liya,
Badnaam Na Ho Jaye Tu Duniya Mein Kahin,
Isliye Tera Naam Lena Hi Chhod Diya,

Jab Kabhi Bhi Yaad Aayegi Tumhari,
Sochenge Tumhe Dekha Hi Nahi,

Tu Jahan Bhi Rahe Sada Khush Rahe,
Tujhe Dilse Main Bhula Raha Hoon,
Tere Pyar Ki Jo Haseen Yaadein Hai Dil Mein,
Un Yaadonko Lauta Raha Hoon,
Mujhe Tumhari Bewafai Se Koi Shikwa Nahi,
Main Tumhari Zindagi Se Jaa Raha Hoon...

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Funny

Puri botal na sahi,
ek jaam to ho jaye,
milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai
kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..Wah...Wah..


Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,
bin tere hum jee na payenge,
tum na honge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.


PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai..
Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai..
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON
ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.


A Rose Rs.7

A Card Rs.25,

A Lunch Rs.200,

Movie Rs.150

But a friend like u

is"Priceless" ...

Zyada udo mat...

Priceless bole to "FOKAT"!


Monday, 2 December 2013

Dosti

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….….
Toh itihaas banaati hai!

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane lagaa,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jazbaat hai ..

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Har pal mein khush raho...

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho....

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,
unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho