Dosti

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….….
Toh itihaas banaati hai!

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane lagaa,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jazbaat hai ..

Har pal mein khush raho...

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho....
Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,

unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho

Friendship SMS

1.
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..

2.

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume
par sabse ache to aap hi nazar aate hain..

3.
Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me,
ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi,
par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.

4.

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

5.

Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

6.

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.

7.

Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain.
Sochte hain kya mange aapse?
Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne

us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua...

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
 
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

FUNNY SMS

1

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi 

2.

Lohe ko Loha katata hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Katata hai...
Jaher ko Jaher katata hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

3.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

4.
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

5.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!

6.

Mudhkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHAHBI NAMASTE

7.

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak kayam hai,
jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai

sms8

1.

SOCHA THA IS QADAR UNKO BHOOL JAYENGE
DEKH KAR BHI ANDEKHA KAR JAYENGE..
PAR JAB JAB SAMNE AYA UNKA MASOOM CHEHRA..
SOCHA IIS BAAR DEKH LE AGLI BAAR BHOOL JAYENGE

2.

Maine poocha khuda se...
Keemat kya hai pyar ki???
.
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Khuda bhi hass ke bola...
AAnsuu bhari aankhein ..umrrr Intezar ki!!!

3.
Dekho meri aankho mein khwaab kiske hai,
Dekho merre dil mein toofan kiske hai...
Kaun kehta hai mere dil ke raaste se koii nahi guzra,
fir ye pairo ke nishan kiske hai

4.

Unhone dekha aur aansoo gir pade..
Bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade..
Dukh ye nahi ki unhone hamein alvida kaha
Dukh to ye hai uske baad wo bhi ro pade"

5.

Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye..
Kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye..
Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din .
Tum hi chune jaoge Saza ke liye...

6.

Tum  khak zameen ke hokar
Us chand ki hasrat kar baithe..
Wo cheez khuda se oonchi hai
Tum jisse mohabbat kAr baithe
 
7.
Mohabbat mein kya kya mukaam aa rahe hai,,,
Ki manzil pe hai aur chale jaa rahe hai...
Ye keh keh ke hum dil ko behla rahe hai ki wo
chal chuke hai wo bas aa rahe hai.."

8.

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara
ki karna pada dosti ka vaada.

9.

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

10.

Hum se door hota gaya har mukaam yaro,
Aansuon mein beh gayi meri har shaam yaro...
Mita di zindagi jiske liye..
Usi ne kiya mujhe badnaam yaro..

11.

Lamha Lamha Tera Gum Magar Seene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai,
Katra Katra Ye Sharaab Magar Peene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai,
Wo Na Mili To Kya Hua, Khud Kushi Jaayaz Nahin,
Tanha Tanha Ye Zindagi Magar Jeene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai.

12.

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.......

sms7

1.

Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale
hamse rishtaa tod gaye,
hakikat me milna mumkin nahi tha
magar khwabon me bhi aana chhod gaye

2.
Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge..

Jo ek bar 'KHILE' aur 'MURJA' jaye,
dosti 'HUM' jaise 'KANTO' se karo jo 1bar
CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...

3.

Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
Pyaar ke YAAR chahiye,
aur YAAR ke liye..
aap hona.

4.

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi,
pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

5.
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe,
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

6.
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

7.
Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne,
afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,
mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par,
jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..

8.
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi,
isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,
tanhayi aur andhere mein khush the hum,
lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
9.
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

10.
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar.
Hasati hai dosti,rulata hai pyar.
Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar.
Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
11.
Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

sms6

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hai

hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark hai apke au hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna aur hum aap ko apna samajte hai

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai

Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse

lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum    hum tum

PHIR SE ARZ KAR RAHA HOO MULAIZA FARMAIYE

PHIR SE AAP KI KHIDMAT MEIN KUCH SHAIR ARZ KAR RAHA HOO MULAIZA FARMAIYE

  

1) Kab maine kaha ki chandi aur sona chahiye,

    bas aapke Dil me ek chota sa Kona chahiye.

    Keh sake jise hum Dil se apna,

    aisa bhi to koyi APNA hona chahiye..

 

2) Kabhi to teri palkonpe jhilmilaun mein,

    tu intezar kare aur aaun mein. Mere Dost,

    samundar mein lejakar fareb mat karna,

    tu kahe to kinare pe hi dub jaun mein

 

 

3) Jate hue usne koi Nishani na di,

    Par Umar bhar dohrane ke liye kahani de di.

    Unki Pyaas ka to pata nahi,

    Par Hamari palko ko Unhone Gham ki nadiya de di....

4) Wo to pani ki boond hai jo ankho se bah jaye,

    ansu to wo hai jo tadap ke ankhon me hi reh jaye,

    wo pyar kya jo lafzo me byan ho,

    pyar wo hai jo akho me nazar aaye.

5) Hame ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi ata.

    Milti hai khushi to use khona nahi ata.

    Seh lete hain har gham muskurakar,

    Aur log kehte hain hame rona nahi ata.

 

6) Wo kahte hain k saari raat

    aap hume sone nahi dete...

    hum kehte hai k apka Noor hi aisa hai

    K aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete...

 

7) Pyaar woh beemari hai

    jis par koi dawa asar nahi karti,

    aur bewafayi woh dawa hai

    jis se yeh beemari dobara nahi lagti.

 

8) Ek din Unhe na dekha to Dil udaas ho gaya,

    Kuch hi pal me Wo itna khaas ho gaya,

    Ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe,

    Lekin Unki judaai se Pyar ka ehsaas ho gaya.

 

9) Labo pe aaj unka naam aa gaya,

    pyase k haath jaise jaam aa gaya,

    dole kadam to gira unki baahon me jaakar,

    aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aa gaya.

 

10)Kuch lamhe kuch ehsaas mitaye nahi jate,

     Kuch meethe-2 pal bhulaye nahi jate,

     kuch nazre khud hi keh jati hai,

     Kuch alfaaz sunaye nahi jate.

KUCH ARZZZ HAI

RISHTON KI DUNIYA HAI NIRALI

SAB RISHTON SE PYAARI HAI DOSTI HAMARI

MANZOOR HAI AANSU BHI AANKHO MEIN HAMARE

AGAR AAJAYE MUSKAAN HOTHON PAR TUMHARE

 

MOHABBAT KI SHAMA CHALA KAR TO DEKHO

ZARA DIL KI DUNIYA SAJA KAR TO DEKHO

TUMHAIN HO NA JAYE MOHABAT TO KEHNA

ZARA HUM SE NAZREIN MILA KAR TO DEKHO 

KABHI JIGAR PAR KABHI DIL PAR

KABHI NAZAR PAR KABHI AANKH PAR

TERI NAZAR KI NISHANIYA BADALTI REHTI HAI

SUKOON KAHI NAHI MILTA DUNIYA WALO KO

JANAZA UTHA KAR BHI KAANDHY BADALTE REHTE HAI

 

TERI ULFAT KO KABHI NAAKAM HONE NAHI DENGE

TERI CHAHAT TO KABHI BADNAM HONE NAHI DEKNGE

MERI ZINDAGI MEIN KABHI SURAJ NIKLE YA NA NIKLE

PAR TERI ZINDAGI MEIN KABHI SHAAM HONE NAHI DENGE

Kya pyaar isi ko kahte hain?

Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,
Jo mil kar bhi naa mil pata hai.
Kaise yeh use batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.

Kyun baar baar woh satata hai
Khwaabon main aakar rulata hai?
Bhulanaa us ko chahein hum,
Par kis tarah bhulaayein hum?

Woh mann main har dum rahta hai,
Dhadkan ki tarah dhadakta hai.
Hain isi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.

Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar isi ko kahte hain?

sms5

Mail har pal karu to shararat hogi,
har din karu to paresani hogi,
kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.

 

sms4

• Ikraar se intezaar hota hai,
  Besabri se bekaraar hota hai
• Jab chehra hojaye isme shaamil,
• Tab yarana fanaa hota hai!

• Har ada unki kaatil hai,
  Jo hamara sirf saahil hai,
  Hona hai ek din unko hamara,
  Kyunki wo aakhir hamari manzil hai!

• Tu nahi to zindagi mein ujala kaisa?
• Roshni ke saath jeete hai maut ke jaisa...
• sadma to hai tu mere sang nahi..
• haste chehre pe mere muskurana kaisa?

• Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi,
• mujhe apne pairon mein zanjeer nazar aayi.
•  Jitne aansoo bahaye teri yaad mein,
•  har aansoo mein tasveer teri nazar aayi.....

• Hume shak hai ki woh humse pyar karte hai.
• Unhe shak hai ki hum unse pyar karte hai.
• Zindagi aise  guzar rahi hai..
• na woh ikraar karte hai na hum ikrar karte hai.

• Hum agar mil nahi paate,
•  aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate.
•  Mana jahaan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate
•  par jo bas jate hai iss dil mein woh bhulaye nahi jate........

mohabbat ki hai......

Teri har baat se mohabbat ki hai,
Tere ehsaas se mohabbat ki hai,
Tu mere paas nahi hai phir bhi,
Teri yaad se mohabbat ki hai,

Main tumko kis tarha bhool sakta hoon,
Maine teri har ada se mohabbat ki hai,
Kabhi to usne bhi mujhe yaad kiya hoga,
Maine un lamhe se mohabbat ki hai,

Jinme ho sirf teri aur meri baatein,
Maine un baato se mohabbat ki hai,
Aur jo mehka ho sirf teri hi mohabbat se,
Maine un jazbaat se mohabbat ki hai,

Tujhse milna to ab khwaab sa lagta hai,
Maine tere intezaar se mohabbat ki hai,
Maine teri har ada se har jaza se mohabbat ki hai,
Maine sirf aur sirf tumse mohabbat ki hai...!!!

sms3

1) Udas tujhe dkhane se pehle ye ankh na rahe,
    Khafa ho tu mujhse to ye sanse na rahe.
    Agar gam hi du tujhe,
    To teri zindagi me hum kya humari"YAADEIN" bhi na rahe

2)  Dard ko Humdard na mila..
     Shauk ko maut na mili.. Isliye..
     Dard ko Qaid kiya shauk ko aazad kiya..
     hamse jis taraha bana.. hamne tujhe yaad kiya...

3) Sathi sirf vo to nahi hota

     jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye

     saathi vo hota hai jo

     thode samay main jeevan bhar ka sath de jaye.

4) Pooch lo khuda se tere liye hi hamne dua mangi,
    pooch lo hawa se tere liye hi hamne fiza mangi,
    jab bhi hui tujhse koi galti,
    hamne dua me apne liye saza mangi....

5) KISIKE SAPNE KISIKE AARMAN BAN JAYE,
    KISIKI HANSI KISIKI MUSKAN BAN JAYE,
    BEPANAH PYAR KEHTE HAI USE,
    JAB KISIKI SANSEIN KISIKI JAAN BAN JAYE.

6) Ye kaun muskarakar idhar se guzar gaya,
     benur raston me ujala bikhar gaya,
     socha bahut kisi se pyar na ho magar,
     ankho ki rah se koi dil me utar gaya

7) Ae chand tu bhul jayega apne apko,
    jab sunega dastan mere pyar ki,
    Kyun karta hai tu gurur apne aap pe itna,
    tu to sirf PARCHHAI hai mere "yaar" ki.

8) Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,
    ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga..
    Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen,
    jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga...

9) Yu Aaino se kab tak dil behlaoge,
     jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge.
    Hum jaisa koi dost Tumhare sath rahe agar
    kasam se umar bhar muskraoge..

10) Na jane Q hame ansu bahana nahi aata,
      na jane Q hale dil batana nahi aata,
      Q sathi bichad jate hai hamesha hamse,
      shayad hame hi dosti nibhana nahi aata

11) Agar rakh sakho to 1 nishani hu main,
      Aur kho do to sirf 1 kahani hu main,
      Rok paye na jisko ye saari duniya,
      Vo ek boondh ankh ka paani hu main........ .....!!!!

 

12)  Sabko pyar dene ki aadat hai hume,
       Apni alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hume,
       Kitna bhi gehra jakhm de koi,
       Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai hume.....!!! !


13.

Is anjnabi duniya mein,Akela ek khwaab hu,
Sawaalo se khafa,Chhota sa jawaab hu,
Jo na samjh sake,Unke liye "KOUN",
Jo samajh chuke,Unke liye kitaab hu,

Duniya ki nazar mein,Jaane kyu chubha sa,
Sabse nashila aur badnaam sharaab hu,
Sar uthakar dekho,Wo dekh raha hai tumko,
Jisko na dekha usne,Wo chamakta aaftab hu,

Aankh se dekhoge,To khush paoge,
Dil se poochoge,To dard ka sailaab hu.........! !!!
 

 

sms 2

Dekhi hazaro mehfile
par ye fiza kuch aur hai,
Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro magar
AAPKI ada kuch aur hai,
Waise to hazaro JAAM hai pine ko,
par AAPKE SMS ka nasha kuch aur hai.


Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,
Ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi.
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai,
Khuda ki kasam jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi.


Ishq me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki
mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata.


Bhagvan sri krishn ne geeta me kaha hai
kaliyug me ek karmayogi dost hoga
jo sms karte rahega aur
dusra paapi padke muskuraega. 


Is barish me ham bhig jayenge,
tum saath ho to tufan se bhi takra jayenge,
tum jahan bhi ho mujhe yaad karlo,
barish bankar hum tere pass aa jayenge..