Dosti

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….….
Toh itihaas banaati hai!

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane lagaa,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jazbaat hai ..

Har pal mein khush raho...

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho....
Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,

unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho

Friendship SMS

1.
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..

2.

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume
par sabse ache to aap hi nazar aate hain..

3.
Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me,
ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi,
par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.

4.

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

5.

Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

6.

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.

7.

Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain.
Sochte hain kya mange aapse?
Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne

us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua...

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
 
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

FUNNY SMS

1

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi 

2.

Lohe ko Loha katata hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Katata hai...
Jaher ko Jaher katata hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

3.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

4.
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

5.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!

6.

Mudhkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHAHBI NAMASTE

7.

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak kayam hai,
jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai

sms8

1.

SOCHA THA IS QADAR UNKO BHOOL JAYENGE
DEKH KAR BHI ANDEKHA KAR JAYENGE..
PAR JAB JAB SAMNE AYA UNKA MASOOM CHEHRA..
SOCHA IIS BAAR DEKH LE AGLI BAAR BHOOL JAYENGE

2.

Maine poocha khuda se...
Keemat kya hai pyar ki???
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Khuda bhi hass ke bola...
AAnsuu bhari aankhein ..umrrr Intezar ki!!!

3.
Dekho meri aankho mein khwaab kiske hai,
Dekho merre dil mein toofan kiske hai...
Kaun kehta hai mere dil ke raaste se koii nahi guzra,
fir ye pairo ke nishan kiske hai

4.

Unhone dekha aur aansoo gir pade..
Bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade..
Dukh ye nahi ki unhone hamein alvida kaha
Dukh to ye hai uske baad wo bhi ro pade"

5.

Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye..
Kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye..
Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din .
Tum hi chune jaoge Saza ke liye...

6.

Tum  khak zameen ke hokar
Us chand ki hasrat kar baithe..
Wo cheez khuda se oonchi hai
Tum jisse mohabbat kAr baithe
 
7.
Mohabbat mein kya kya mukaam aa rahe hai,,,
Ki manzil pe hai aur chale jaa rahe hai...
Ye keh keh ke hum dil ko behla rahe hai ki wo
chal chuke hai wo bas aa rahe hai.."

8.

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara
ki karna pada dosti ka vaada.

9.

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

10.

Hum se door hota gaya har mukaam yaro,
Aansuon mein beh gayi meri har shaam yaro...
Mita di zindagi jiske liye..
Usi ne kiya mujhe badnaam yaro..

11.

Lamha Lamha Tera Gum Magar Seene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai,
Katra Katra Ye Sharaab Magar Peene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai,
Wo Na Mili To Kya Hua, Khud Kushi Jaayaz Nahin,
Tanha Tanha Ye Zindagi Magar Jeene Ki Tamanna Aur Bhi Hai.

12.

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.......

sms7

1.

Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale
hamse rishtaa tod gaye,
hakikat me milna mumkin nahi tha
magar khwabon me bhi aana chhod gaye

2.
Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge..

Jo ek bar 'KHILE' aur 'MURJA' jaye,
dosti 'HUM' jaise 'KANTO' se karo jo 1bar
CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...

3.

Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
Pyaar ke YAAR chahiye,
aur YAAR ke liye..
aap hona.

4.

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi,
pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

5.
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe,
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

6.
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

7.
Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne,
afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,
mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par,
jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..

8.
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi,
isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,
tanhayi aur andhere mein khush the hum,
lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
9.
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

10.
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar.
Hasati hai dosti,rulata hai pyar.
Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar.
Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
11.
Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.