FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne

us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua...

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
 
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.