FUNNY SMS

1

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi 

2.

Lohe ko Loha katata hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Katata hai...
Jaher ko Jaher katata hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

3.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

4.
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

5.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!

6.

Mudhkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHAHBI NAMASTE

7.

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak kayam hai,
jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai